Total Medals Earned: 362 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,145 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/280 points)
Medals Earned: 10/18 (110/460 points)
Medals Earned: 9/20 (145/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (430/465 points)
Medals Earned: 7/18 (35/385 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Defeat the creator of Genu.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Check out the credits page.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Touch a stink bug.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
What a nutty way to die!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
